Lohan needs to learn to knit!!!!

Appauled I am... at Lindsey Lohan. Thankfully my daughters think she is SCANKY! But they neglected to tell me about the incident at the Kid's choice awards.

Lindsay Lohan Has Wardrobe Malfunction
Poor Lindsay Lohan. She seems to attract trouble. (Oh wait! You don't think she's doing it on purpose to get headlines? Nah.) Her latest: While bouncing onstage last weekend to accept the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Award for favorite movie actress, her Gucci dress defied gravity.

See a photo of the gravity-defying dress shot from a more modest angle than some viewed that day. (Photo: The Associated Press for The Arizona Republic)

There she was surrounded by little kids and tweens and suddenly poof! Her dress flies up revealing a bare behind. What caused THAT? No one is saying. The dress--a short, tan, off-the-shoulder number that somewhat resembled a 1920s flapper costume--might have been caught by a stray breeze, the Arizona Republic facetiously suggested.

Perhaps she needs to learn to knit and knit herself some underwear that is a lil less revealing when her slinky (and not so kid choice award appropriate) dress flies up.

Until then.... I'll just knit the poor girl some and send them to her....

Really Lindsey..... what were you thinking????