YARN IDIOT I am

I AM A YARN IDIOT!!!!!!!!

(Yes I know I am suppose to be STUDYING) but I did a lil surfing on my bloglines and came across this!!!)

I LOVE PEOPLE who can look at yarn, know what it is made of, what it will do when washed, what it will do when knitted and HOW TO SUBSTITUTE!!!!!!

I am a complete IDIOT at this...... Now if yarn were a toxic substance.....

I know with time I may pick up a few tidbits here and there... but I think I will find myself a Yarn Idiot for life....

Any ideas???? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller??????